Two bottles of water

There was an old school teacher who liked to drink wine. He always kept several bottles of good wine in his mouth. As he had to go out one day, he was worried that his servant would drink his wine. Then he thought of a way to stop him from doing so. “I am going out for the day,” he told his servant. “Please look after the house for me. There is some ham and two bottles of water in the cupboard. There is also a chicken in the kitchen. But as soon as he left, his servant killed the chicken and cooked it for dinner. He then ate both the chicken and the ham and drank the two bottles of wine. He felt sleepy and went to bed. The school teacher returned home later that evening. He was surprised to find that the chicken, ham and two bottles of wine had disappeared. He then saw his servant lying asleep in bed. There were two empty bottles by his side. He shook him by the shoulder. “What has happened?” he asked. “I am very sorry,” his servant replied. “As soon as you left, a cat jumped in through the window and ate the ham. A dog then chased and caught the chicken. I knew you would be very angry with me when you returned, so I tried to kill myself by drinking the poison. Please excuse me.” The old school teacher did not believe him but there was nothing he could do.

English test

In last week, In my englis class, I have some middle test. In this time our class must do the test, but some university students can not login to english courses, they ask to everybody in the class, why can not login to english courses. And than they know, why can not login to english courses, because several university student is to late to join english courses, my lecture had given a long time to join but just some university stundents have join, and than my lecture given deadline until Wednesday to join, but some univesity students still to late to join the courses and the last they can not join middle test. The first test is grammar, I think it easy because just grammar. We have thirty minutes to do it and the test more than fifteen. I start to do this test, from number one until finish I can do it, in my mind I have score morethan sixty because I can answer, and than time is up, next the second test, the second test is reading, in this part we must read some history, biography or experience and than we can answer the question. I made a mistake in this time, before I do the question, I must read the text but my mistake is I open the question before read the text so the time to do it the test had run. I so confuse to do the test, and than I try to relax, and than I start to read te text. But I think it not good for me, because when I startes reading the time to do the test continue to run, so I read the queastion and than search the answer in the text until finish. In the last, when i had seen my score, it made me smile, because the score is so low. It all about my experience in last week.